Spunkshine (pictured above) continues to evade existential confirmation. In fact, many ethnographic expeditions seeking to document the existence of "Spunkshine" have returned from the field empty-handed and extremely hungry. Some discredited musicologists have described the Spunkshine sound as being "an eclectic hypno-groove, with generously measured quantities of ambient throb." Others, after listening, have turned to a lifestyle devoted to working against gravity (and promoting a strong opposition to saliva). Legend has it, Spunkshine "assembles reverberations" from deep within his pretend Wisconsin hideout.
He is known to observe the slumber of tiny grass.

Spunkshine Advisory

This notice serves as an escalation of previous listener advisories related to Spunkshine releases, including Siege Engines, probably (2026).

Continued exposure to the material has resulted in no new findings.  However, repeated listening has increased the volume of internal commentary, secondary interpretations, and misplaced confidence among certain listeners.

While listening does not constitute participation, it may resemble assessment under extended conditions.

Listeners are reminded that:

• Audible structure does not imply design.

• Persistence does not imply success.

• Familiarity does not imply understanding.

Reports of “recognition,” “themes,” or “intent” have been logged and remain under review.  No conclusions have been reached, nor are any expected.

At this time, no restrictions are recommended.  Escalation reflects documentation only.

Further advisories may follow if conditions remain unchanged.

Thank you for your continued cooperation.